Thursday, June 05, 2008

Shakespearean Sex for Two



Kisses & Roses Practical Sex Education for Shy Couple Series:

A woman reaches her testosterone peak in the third week of her
menstrual cycle. While she is the horniest at those times, she is
also the most fertile, so take precautions if you don't want to
get pregnant.

~ Michael Webb
N.B:
This post is for adults only.
This will recharge your sex drive.

You have to read A Modern Sexual Lexicon (CAC Edition) first and Sex is like cappuccino for the following session.

Make steaming cappuccino for the two of you and you are ready for your Shakespearean Sex.

Both of you must be totally naked with six pillows in bed or where you have chosen to lay.

As you are gazing at the daughter of Eve, begin to recite Shakespeare Sonnet 116 in-between sips of cappuccino and using your nimble fingers to trace the contours of her anatomy from head to toes.

Whether she understands the sonnet or not, move on to Shakespeare Sonnets 127 - 152.

This is for your foreplay and spend time to tickle her clitoris for as long as she wants you for multiple orgasms. She will moan and groan for more, but you must not rush like a Russian into her. Relax. Go gradually and steady on her.

This session should last for four hours full course sex.
This will help both of you to discover your most sensitive spots by exploration.
See the guide below.


Sex is good for your health when you enjoy sex with someone you love and not out of lust.


Sonnet 127

In the old age black was not counted fair,
Or if it were, it bore not beauty's name;
But now is black beauty's successive heir,
And beauty slandered with a bastard shame:
For since each hand hath put on nature's power,
Fairing the foul with art's false borrow'd face,
Sweet beauty hath no name, no holy bower,
But is profaned, if not lives in disgrace.
Therefore my mistress' eyes are raven black,
Her eyes so suited, and they mourners seem
At such who, not born fair, no beauty lack,
Slandering creation with a false esteem:
Yet so they mourn, becoming of their woe,
That every tongue says beauty should look so.


Sonnet 142

Love is my sin and thy dear virtue hate,
Hate of my sin, grounded on sinful loving:
O, but with mine compare thou thine own state,
And thou shalt find it merits not reproving;
Or, if it do, not from those lips of thine,
That have profaned their scarlet ornaments
And seal'd false bonds of love as oft as mine,
Robb'd others' beds' revenues of their rents.
Be it lawful I love thee, as thou lovest those
Whom thine eyes woo as mine importune thee:
Root pity in thy heart, that when it grows
Thy pity may deserve to pitied be.
If thou dost seek to have what thou dost hide,
By self-example mayst thou be denied!


P.S:
From "Sonnets for the black lady"
The mysterious black lady was Shakespear's mistress. His relationship with her is almost exclusively described in a sexual context.
She was a femme fatale who was the inspiration for Shakespeare's most sensual sonnets.

The poet describes himself as middle-aged at the time of the affair.


Here are some ways to define sexual affairs.

Some become great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust...

Lucretio - having sex for money

Mercutio - really hot sex

Othello - sex which leaves you wanting more

Romeo - sex with a map and compass and
Right to Romeo - sex with a rambler


Erogenous Zones of the Female Body

Step 1: Face and hair
Step 2: Shouders, hands and arms
Step 3: Mouth, ears, neck, throat
Step 4: The armpit
Step 5: Fingers, toes and soles
Step 6: The back
Step 7: Abdomen and navel
Step 8: Breasts and nipples
Step 9: Buttocks
Step 10: The inner thighs
Step 11: The genital area

Lest we forget, having more than one sex partner can spell hell for the rest of your life.
Before you have sex with anyone, find out about the medical and sex history.
Of course, they will lie to cover up their careless and reckless sex life, but for your own good, beware of sleeping with playboys and playgirls, otherwise you are going to contract STDs.

If your partner has the problem of premature ejaculation or low sex drive, do not rush to order for all the advertised drugs, because the fact is, a simple recipe that will cost you less than $3 will boost your libido.

Regular sex is highly recommended for married couples, because having regular sex will boost your love for each other.



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