So She Thinks She Is A Star?

So she thinks she is a star?
Because, so many others think so
And she poses as one.
But is she a star in her toilet
When she grimaces to stool?
And is she a star in her bed?
When she wets her undies?

Ahaah!
So, you think you are a star?
Because you drive a fancy car?
And you gloat over it
But, on your own, you cannot even fix the battery?
And you fart when you change just only one tyre?
What a clueless wonder that you are.

So, you are a celebrity?
And you think others are what?
But, you cannot tell Algeria from Nigeria.
And you don't know the difference between an Arab and an Indian.
You are a star, but you are a moron.

Who is not a star?
Because, you only see them from afar?

For everyone is a star.
Especially you reading me now.
Happy Easter!